hemosnixuality: heathers-rivera: I AM...
lumos5000: When you realize you left your homework at home When you realize you forgot to study for that test When you realize that there is still five minutes left in an episode When you realize that the cake is a lie When you realize an episode was written by Steven Moffat
martwhim: trying to hit “Ctrl+Z” while drawing in your sketchbook
cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110%
thatsnotcanon: i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.
221b-bitches: tsarcasm: lalondes: at my wedding instead of saying “you may kiss the bride” i want the priest to say “you are now canon” and instead of throwing rice i want people to throw small print-outs of their favourite reaction pictures i hate this website I fucking love this website.
When your nose is blocked but runny at the same...
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
Today in History
Teacher: Here is a picture of American military propaganda from WWI. The Hun is a nickname for the Germans.
Student in the back of the class: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
The entire class: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH. MISTER, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
Teacher: What just happened?
littleshinee: February 18 the day SHINee gave me overflowing feels (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻